Get with the Times, New Roman...

Fonts clearly have lives of their own. Arial narrow is a racist redneck. French Script is easily subdued. Windings is insane. Baskerville Old face is crotchety. Bookman Old Style is... old. But beware of Ransome!

All I have to say is, "Airplane eight-ball, yin-yang glasses. Mailbox. Open Mailbox!"